A brief note on me: I am a dude who likes cereal, dinosaurs, robots and cartoons. I play guitar, draw and study anthropology. It is a simple, enjoyable existence.
So there’s this chick…
at the local supermarket that I go to. She’s pretty attractive, but has the composure and helpfulness of an arse rash. Had to ask her for a hand at the self service and she took a bit too long to comprehend what I said and then help. Not a good quality in customer service. But she’s the sort of girl you want to laugh at your jokes and give you a wry half-smile, so you’re quick to forget indiscretions.
Now when people are aloof with that sense of self superiority it kinda pisses me off, but the thing about this girl is she’s got the facial expression most women have in pornography. I’m talking about the ‘fuck are we done with this take yet’ look, like it is her doing the supermarket a favour by allowing them to employ her and she’s got a million things to do and they’re inconveniencing her by requiring her labour in exchange for cash (at least there’s some dignity in having to wear a promotional t-shirt rather than a face full of man-batter, right?)
Now any time I see her when I’m buying candy or bread I say in my head ‘there’s ol’ porn-face.’ And I’m kinda a cunt for thinking it.
Sad observations I make me being a jerk